I love coffee. I hate beans and pickles. I am better at arguing than you. You are better at dancing than me. I think humans should fling poo at each other like monkeys do when they get angry. I am a sarcastic fuck. Fat girls asses in bikinis look like a hundred pounds of chewed bubble gum. I'd rather try to get smoke inside of a glass bottle using a baseball bat than listen to someone complain. I wish I was a Ghostbuster just so I could say "I'm a Ghostbuster" when asked what I do for a living, then step back and cross my arms like it was 1992.

I love coffee. I hate beans and pickles. I am better at arguing than you. You are better at dancing than me. I think humans should fling poo at each other like monkeys do when they get angry. I am a sarcastic fuck. Fat girls asses in bikinis look like a hundred pounds of chewed bubble gum. I'd rather try to get smoke inside of a glass bottle using a baseball bat than listen to someone complain. I wish I was a Ghostbuster just so I could say "I'm a Ghostbuster" when asked what I do for a living, then step back and cross my arms like it was 1992.