"Beer good," said the first zombie.
"Beer good," agreed the second zombie. "Green beer good."
A piece of the first zombie's nose fell into his green beer. He fished it out and ate it. "Beea nugts goo-ah," he mumbled as he ate.
The men were in uniform, sitting at the bottom of a silo. They had misplaced their sidearms, too difficult to operate. The first zombie picked up a Geiger Counter and smashed it into something on the floor. "Brains good," he said as the Geiger Counter clicked wildly.
"More beer," said the second zombie.
The first zombie took his friend's mug, staggered over near a wall and filled it from a large 55 gallon drum. The drum read, Anti-Freeze. "Ah," he said, "Good beer!"
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