Description Ode to a Quilter She learned to quilt on MondayHer stitches were very fine She forgot to thaw out dinner So we went out to dine. She quilted miniatures on Tuesday She says they are a must They really were quite lovely But she forgot to dust. On Wednesday it was a sampler She says the stipplings fun What hi-lights! What shadows!But the laundry wasnt done. Her patches were on ThursdayGreen, yellow, blue and red I guess she really was engrossed She never made the bed. It was wall hangings on Friday In colours she adores It never bothered her at all The crumbs on all the floors. I found a maid on Saturday My week is now complete My wife can quilt the hours away The house will still be neat. Well its already Sunday And Im about to wilt I cursed, I raved, I ranted, The MAID has learned to QUILT!