http://www.imagekind.com/GalleryProfile.aspx?gid=f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336Gossip-fueled art and satire. You can visit 14's blog at <a href="http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/" target="_blank" >http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com</a>Copyright (C) 20085<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/294c1604-7571-4286-a773-bf825e1d43e7.jpg' alt='294c1604-7571-4286-a773-bf825e1d43e7' border="0" /><BR/>Wood carved figurine showing the great gap-toothed, glowing eyed baby snatcher that many African villagers fear.http://www.imagekind.com/African-Baby-Snatcher-Figurine_art_art?IMID=294c1604-7571-4286-a773-bf825e1d43e7<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/974cb858-2451-4411-81a9-3b47264b0a27.jpg' alt='974cb858-2451-4411-81a9-3b47264b0a27' border="0" /><BR/>Ward off celebrities from entering your village and snatching your babies with this hand-crafted wooded tribal mask.http://www.imagekind.com/African-Baby-Snatcher-Madonna_art_art?IMID=974cb858-2451-4411-81a9-3b47264b0a27<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/fba2d4a6-6822-411e-bbe5-2dfddeb42b5d.jpg' alt='fba2d4a6-6822-411e-bbe5-2dfddeb42b5d' border="0" /><BR/>Ward off celebrities from entering your village and snatching your babies with this hand-crafted wooded tribal mask.http://www.imagekind.com/African-Baby-Snatcher-Angelina-Jolie_art_art?IMID=fba2d4a6-6822-411e-bbe5-2dfddeb42b5d<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/2551cd82-04a8-497f-b3db-2528ecddad19.jpg' alt='2551cd82-04a8-497f-b3db-2528ecddad19' border="0" /><BR/>When Brad and Angie first became pregnant, everyone speculated at how perfect and beautiful the child would be....but what if it wasn't?http://www.imagekind.com/The-Shrine-of-Brangelina_art_art?IMID=2551cd82-04a8-497f-b3db-2528ecddad19<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/85c6ba89-eca1-47c5-81f2-9d55638f3e48.jpg' alt='85c6ba89-eca1-47c5-81f2-9d55638f3e48' border="0" /><BR/>She needs no introduction. She is Courtney Love.http://www.imagekind.com/Courtney-Love_art_art?IMID=85c6ba89-eca1-47c5-81f2-9d55638f3e48<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/1be7269f-0a4c-40ae-b761-16f7c4d111d3.jpg' alt='1be7269f-0a4c-40ae-b761-16f7c4d111d3' border="0" /><BR/>A British robot invades Los Angeles.http://www.imagekind.com/Poshopolis_art_art?IMID=1be7269f-0a4c-40ae-b761-16f7c4d111d3<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/091a6eea-ff82-4c0a-a6a5-95d9fb8057be.jpg' alt='091a6eea-ff82-4c0a-a6a5-95d9fb8057be' border="0" /><BR/>Tom, Katie and the rest of his Scientologist pals sit down to a huge spread of vitamins and monkey brains!http://www.imagekind.com/Tom-Cruises-Last-Supper_art_art?IMID=091a6eea-ff82-4c0a-a6a5-95d9fb8057be<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/cf145535-25f7-4fdb-a2a6-fda0a0c620db.jpg' alt='cf145535-25f7-4fdb-a2a6-fda0a0c620db' border="0" /><BR/>Madonna shows off her little African accessory....uh, I mean child.http://www.imagekind.com/Madonna-and-Child_art_art?IMID=cf145535-25f7-4fdb-a2a6-fda0a0c620db<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/79772b60-1f97-41c7-a6c2-59caa883b098.jpg' alt='79772b60-1f97-41c7-a6c2-59caa883b098' border="0" /><BR/>Candy Spelling wants to be the mom to all of Hollywood's wayward starlets.http://www.imagekind.com/Kooky-Hollywood-Moms-Candy-Spelling_art_art?IMID=79772b60-1f97-41c7-a6c2-59caa883b098<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/d1332971-dc26-4861-8a48-1974bea08058.jpg' alt='d1332971-dc26-4861-8a48-1974bea08058' border="0" /><BR/>The creepiest dad in Hollywood can't stop yammering about his embarrassed daughters' D-cups. Tragic.http://www.imagekind.com/Hollywood-Trading-Cards--Creepy-Dad_art_art?IMID=d1332971-dc26-4861-8a48-1974bea08058<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/ff82a0e7-a95f-4383-bc0c-e3f8134002b0.jpg' alt='ff82a0e7-a95f-4383-bc0c-e3f8134002b0' border="0" /><BR/>http://www.imagekind.com/cupofconsciousness_art_art?IMID=ff82a0e7-a95f-4383-bc0c-e3f8134002b0<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/53a597c1-bb58-4f32-b15b-0d21e7e99d98.jpg' alt='53a597c1-bb58-4f32-b15b-0d21e7e99d98' border="0" /><BR/>http://www.imagekind.com/Tibetan-Bat-Flower_art_art?IMID=53a597c1-bb58-4f32-b15b-0d21e7e99d98<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/45292683-e351-4d44-aca1-25f3e65daf95.jpg' alt='45292683-e351-4d44-aca1-25f3e65daf95' border="0" /><BR/>Such a lovely flower to gaze upon, and highly fragrant too. Don't be tempted to smell it - you might get burned. Admire these beauties from a distance.http://www.imagekind.com/Fiery-Dragon-Blossoms_art_art?IMID=45292683-e351-4d44-aca1-25f3e65daf95<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/585aa6f6-76b5-468a-872f-50b968e4dc76.jpg' alt='585aa6f6-76b5-468a-872f-50b968e4dc76' border="0" /><BR/>http://www.imagekind.com/Britneys-Agony_art_art?IMID=585aa6f6-76b5-468a-872f-50b968e4dc76<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/d7c7fb8c-6303-4a8d-8649-e363beb41e14.jpg' alt='d7c7fb8c-6303-4a8d-8649-e363beb41e14' border="0" /><BR/>This is a secret love letter. It's so secret that the person I painted it for has no idea that it is indeed a lover letter. It is highly cryptic, just like love itself.http://www.imagekind.com/Secret-Love-Letter_art_art?IMID=d7c7fb8c-6303-4a8d-8649-e363beb41e14<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/5d533915-2dd1-489b-aaf4-d060b1a6bced.jpg' alt='5d533915-2dd1-489b-aaf4-d060b1a6bced' border="0" /><BR/>http://www.imagekind.com/Brangelino_art_art?IMID=5d533915-2dd1-489b-aaf4-d060b1a6bced<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/0352fd0d-b91e-4e1d-a6b5-33d33bd51cd5.jpg' alt='0352fd0d-b91e-4e1d-a6b5-33d33bd51cd5' border="0" /><BR/>http://www.imagekind.com/disgraces_art_art?IMID=0352fd0d-b91e-4e1d-a6b5-33d33bd51cd5<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/3146f81c-8400-44b5-a807-6ce9a27cd11d.jpg' alt='3146f81c-8400-44b5-a807-6ce9a27cd11d' border="0" /><BR/>It's very common to see this species of snake in Hollywood. http://www.imagekind.com/Jude-Law-Trouser-Snake_art_art?IMID=3146f81c-8400-44b5-a807-6ce9a27cd11d<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/1b658f62-6126-43bc-8ee8-65c55316a22e.jpg' alt='1b658f62-6126-43bc-8ee8-65c55316a22e' border="0" /><BR/>http://www.imagekind.com/parisdolladhi_art_art?IMID=1b658f62-6126-43bc-8ee8-65c55316a22e<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/64aae313-8f1c-4ffe-8d40-400570f1f3b3.jpg' alt='64aae313-8f1c-4ffe-8d40-400570f1f3b3' border="0" /><BR/>http://www.imagekind.com/Anatomy-Lesson_art_art?IMID=64aae313-8f1c-4ffe-8d40-400570f1f3b3<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/c869e444-a329-46b4-9c7f-21547acc9f27.jpg' alt='c869e444-a329-46b4-9c7f-21547acc9f27' border="0" /><BR/>http://www.imagekind.com/Tom-Rat-Family-Portrait_art_art?IMID=c869e444-a329-46b4-9c7f-21547acc9f27<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/da008573-d47b-40f7-8934-6f02355e72f6.jpg' alt='da008573-d47b-40f7-8934-6f02355e72f6' border="0" /><BR/>http://www.imagekind.com/The-Wanton-Starlet_art_art?IMID=da008573-d47b-40f7-8934-6f02355e72f6<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/e5bc018f-394c-4511-a40b-d3ad1d3216e6.jpg' alt='e5bc018f-394c-4511-a40b-d3ad1d3216e6' border="0" /><BR/>http://www.imagekind.com/Angelinas-Boy-Toy_art_art?IMID=e5bc018f-394c-4511-a40b-d3ad1d3216e6<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/cd2fc0b0-faf8-4c4b-a4e0-632f5677cdd0.jpg' alt='cd2fc0b0-faf8-4c4b-a4e0-632f5677cdd0' border="0" /><BR/>http://www.imagekind.com/Obsolete-Tara_art_art?IMID=cd2fc0b0-faf8-4c4b-a4e0-632f5677cdd0<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/c0a5d27c-065d-4b52-bafb-a4aa7e1c68e8.jpg' alt='c0a5d27c-065d-4b52-bafb-a4aa7e1c68e8' border="0" /><BR/>http://www.imagekind.com/CelebMonkey_art_art?IMID=c0a5d27c-065d-4b52-bafb-a4aa7e1c68e8<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/37547858-7bf4-432d-b981-9f57ce4647f1.jpg' alt='37547858-7bf4-432d-b981-9f57ce4647f1' border="0" /><BR/>http://www.imagekind.com/Georgerilla_art_art?IMID=37547858-7bf4-432d-b981-9f57ce4647f1<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/4e9e2961-1df0-4a5f-b12f-11208aeaf6e9.jpg' alt='4e9e2961-1df0-4a5f-b12f-11208aeaf6e9' border="0" /><BR/>http://www.imagekind.com/Paris-Monkey_art_art?IMID=4e9e2961-1df0-4a5f-b12f-11208aeaf6e9<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/2e7e8941-073d-4bcc-a6dc-5fbbd6832fca.jpg' alt='2e7e8941-073d-4bcc-a6dc-5fbbd6832fca' border="0" /><BR/>Now you can emulate your favorite Hollywood stars with this fashionable African orphan designer handbag.http://www.imagekind.com/African-Orphan-Purse_art_art?IMID=2e7e8941-073d-4bcc-a6dc-5fbbd6832fca<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/56e5a80e-26e0-4f22-8a86-714ab9b3a64e.jpg' alt='56e5a80e-26e0-4f22-8a86-714ab9b3a64e' border="0" /><BR/>I painted this after the leak of his kooky Scientologist video - the one where he cackles like a madman as he claims Scientologists are the only ones who can help those in car accidents. I love the Tom Cruise crazy!http://www.imagekind.com/Tom-Cruise-Freak-Show-Poster_art_art?IMID=56e5a80e-26e0-4f22-8a86-714ab9b3a64e<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/31bbe22d-b10f-4cbc-9947-ac88c082a903.jpg' alt='31bbe22d-b10f-4cbc-9947-ac88c082a903' border="0" /><BR/>She loves to show off her behind!http://www.imagekind.com/If-Francis-Bacon-Had-Painted-Coco_art_art?IMID=31bbe22d-b10f-4cbc-9947-ac88c082a903<img src='http://thumbs.imagekind.com/member/f9d5d708-bcad-47cb-aa53-b40ebee53336/uploadedartwork/100X100/84c9bdd3-a8fe-4bbd-8ce6-85499796d032.jpg' alt='84c9bdd3-a8fe-4bbd-8ce6-85499796d032' border="0" /><BR/>This is the image that made Paris Hilton's attorney send me a cease and desist letter. Haaaaa!http://www.imagekind.com/Simpleton-Life_art_art?IMID=84c9bdd3-a8fe-4bbd-8ce6-85499796d032