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1½ inches thick (3.75 cm)
Product Details Artist grade canvas, archival inks, wooden stretcher bars, and UVB protective coating
Product Details Artist grade canvas, archival inks, wooden stretcher bars, and UVB protective coating
Artist Xianadu Artifacts
Collection XianaduArtifacts
Description 9th ritual suicide of Lady Mioffi after disappointing performance.Lady Mioffi is a great actress and diva who has several billion fans. At some point of her time, she is disappointed with her performance and commits VERY BLOODY suicide. Her death is real, and is subject to a mandatory investigation by the police. Interestingly, that immediately after the suicide a mioffi kitten is found in the Sacred Lotus (Nelumbo nucifera) somewhere in the world. Such kitten usually starts as animal, but grows rapidly and ultimately becomes the great actress Lady Mioffi. Every Lady Mioffi commits suicide after the disappointing performance sometime during her carrier. Mandatory forensic DNA testing allowed for the full Mioffi genome sequencing, with startling discoveries of several famous genetic footprints. One of them has a significant similarity to unique Phoenix sequence, which allowed some scientists to develop an interesting hypothesis. It states that Lady Mioffi is immortal and comes back to life every time after the ritual suicide, which is an ultimate last performance. This hypothesis is partially confirmed by independent group of geneticists who studied samples from 90 Mioffis and found that every nine Mioffis have identical DNAs, but slightly differ from individuals from the group of other nine Lady Mioffis. Thus, alternative hypothesis considers parallels between strong feline features of Lady Mioffi and old superstition that states that every cat has nine lives. Another sequence in the Mioffi genome is known as Buddha sequence, which apparently correlates with the birth in a lotus; genetically modified laboratory animals with this repeat would not give birth to offspring anywhere but in specially placed lotus flowers. They would even reverse pregnancy if lotus flowers were not present nearby. Third genetic repeat thought to be unique to Lady Mioffi, was recently identified as a match to great actress Sarah Bernard.
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