Description Mr Wonky's dog is called Alfred. He enjoys walks in the park, chasing sticks, and sleeping on the sofa, on a pile of cushions - which is not allowed (naughty dog!). He also enjoys a jolly good scratch. Look he's wagging his tail. He wants you to take him home with him. You can, as this is a picture of him. The real Alfred is . . . on the sofa! Off, Alfred! Off!