'Beer good,' agreed the second zombie. 'Green beer good.'
A piece of the first zombie's nose fell into his green beer. He fished it out and ate it. 'Beea nugts goo-ah,' he mumbled as he ate.
The men were in uniform, sitting at the bottom of a silo. They had misplaced their sidearms, too difficult to operate. The first zombie picked up a Geiger Counter and smashed it into something on the floor. 'Brains good,' he said as the Geiger Counter clicked wildly.
'More beer,' said the second zombie.
The first zombie took his friend's mug, staggered over near a wall and filled it from a large 55 gallon drum. The drum read, Anti-Freeze. 'Ah,' he said, 'Good beer!'
Real crooks are not zombies, but I think a lot of them are about that smart. I know you are smarter than a zombie, but you can still get a steel on this fine art cartoon poster. Just click the icon below that says, 'Buy a Print.' You can also custom frame this piece, or contact me, and I'll write back with details on ordering a numbered, limited edition print. Write for details at mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org.
To some people, buying "fine art" is about taking something wonderful and putting it in a hard, cold, dark, metal safe and hoping that one day they can sell it at a profit. That's not you.
I believe you are here at the Rodney Robbins Lively Art Gallery to find more joy. Perhaps you realize that buying a fine art print is about how good a print looks on your wall, the complements you get about it, the stories that go with it and the smiles it you, your family and your guests. To people like you and me, fine art is about colors and conversations, surprise and sustenance, decor and delight. When you showcase a fine art print in your home or office, you are letting your guests see what you consider beautiful or mysterious, joyful or funny. If your fine art print goes up in value, that's great; as long as it brings more joy into your life right here and now.
Enjoy Your Rodney Robbins Fine Art Prints for a Lifetime
Please look around the Lively Art Gallery. Play with the mat colors. Check out the different sizes and framing options. Then order a small piece for your office or a hallway, or a huge print with matting and a nice frame for your living or board room. Here is my best advice on which print to purchase first: Buy the one that makes you smile! Your print will be made with museum quality ink, on paper that will easily last a lifetime. Remember, you are not calculating the potential return on your investment; you are welcoming more joy into your life!
About Rodney Robbins Prints
These prints are full color versions of the cartoons from my booklet "Rodney's 52 Ways to Impress Your Boss--Without Sucking Up!" The booklet is available at http://www.Rodneys52Ways.com/ and makes a great gift or, when ordered in bulk, a wonderful sales premium. If you are looking for the honest man's guide to getting ahead, just cut and paste the above web address into your web browser's address bar and hit "Enter." Fun stuff!
Rodney Robbins Supports the MDA
My main charity is the Muscular Dystrophy Association. So far, I've helped raise enough money to send 300 children with muscle problems to summer camp. Will you help me send more?
When you buy a print from me, I will send a portion of the profits to the MDA . If you would like to sponsor a child to summer camp (it costs about $800.00), or support research into curing muscle diseases, go to the MDA USA home page and click on the "Make a Donation" button. It is a wonderful feeling to know you are making a difference in the life of a young person. If you want to learn more about Periodic Paralysis (that's the form of muscular dystrophy I have), go to the Periodic Paralysis News Desk.
How To View the Galleries and Order a Print?
To browse my Lively Art Gallery, click the icon near the upper right corner of your screen. Then click on any image you like, and order your print today. It's just that easy to bring more joy into your life.