Scott Roberts, Tallahassee, Florida Member Since February 2012 Artist Statement My name is Scott Roberts. You killed my father. Prepare to die. No, seriously now. I am a blue collar worker with two children, one in high school, one in diapers. i'm cool with that. I am the alter ego of writer Marc Tullis. You've never heard of him. I'm cool with that, too. If i had to describe myself in two words it'd be colorful and glib. Doesn't always work with the cops, but the ladies seem to like it. I'm older than you, or at least I'm older than your pets. I think most of life is taken too seriously. Half of this is not true. I was born a poor black child. People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden. Well, I don't. That should take care of them. If i were Hindu, Shiva would be my go to guy. I'm not, but he still is. If I had a Tardis I'd have the most AMAZING photo collection. But I don't. I live with that every day.